Looking for new pleasures…

Before all the perverted forlorn male-spirits are going to raid my inbox – please allow me to add that I did not mean it in THAT way. I am bored, and I am looking for something new in life but remember that I am a woman and women are different from men, so I most definitely did not mean THAT.

I just finished reading the “No Sex Tonight” mini-story. Please go read it and, I am begging, please read it until the end. It’s so cruel, so inhuman, so cold-blooded, so under-handed. It just made my day. I laughed like I didn’t laugh in months now. There is nothing I would normally adore and admire more than a subtle cynical humor, the kind of banter you get to enjoy in “Curse of the Jaded Scorpio” movie; if you are the victim – you just begin to love your butcher. Victims always love their butches. Would you agree?

Long ago I figured that spicy people produce the best writing, it always has a zest. They interact with the readers by asking questions (by the way, would you agree? :- ) ), small pricks here and there and if we are talking about a blog, the writer can be evil and write a poisonous post, full of stings and peevish remarks, throw provoking and angrily-exciting statements, and by the time the reader reaches the end of the page and already cooked a rough version of a comment in his head – he realizes the comments for that post have been disabled… In fables, the good powers always win over the bad dragon, but over the internet it’s always the other way around. Except maybe Jim with his yet another cruel urban legend starring a woman, which I am sure you read already. Am I the only one who shines when the story is obviously heading towards a bitter-sweet end? As been a blogger, I should definitely look into improving my writing skills; I wish I could produce such a sarcastic writing, though I really don’t know how to implement the method best on a tutorials blog. Ideas are welcome. Maybe to write an article about a fantastic new SEO tool, but provide no link or hint where can it be found? Post a comprehensive Photoshop tutorial with blurred settings on layer styles? Or perhaps release another stunning WordPress theme, widgets ready, rounded corners, but the folder you download will be empty? I’d have gladly done it, though I suspect most (webmaster) readers will not dig the joke and just think I was been irresponsible and forgot a link, uploaded the wrong folder… The worst destiny a joke can meet in life is misunderstanding. The sad thing is, considering all of the philosophy expanded above, guess there will never be enough space for crabby jokes and some sweet mock on virtual pages of TopTut.com, so I want to ask you, if you know of any cynical blog, which posts cynical stories, whose author is an egoist, pessimist and profaner in one – please, please, please let me know. I’d be so very grateful to find a new dimension of online pleasure for myself. Very childish of me, but I could not resist temptation… No, you can’t comment on this post.