How to Make Over 7 Million Dollars in 12 Hours

Actually, it’s very easy, and I am not kidding. We all can look up to Dreamhost who automatically rebilled most of the customers bi-annual bills via Credit Card or direct bank charge. Some (the lucky ones) had up to $9,000 charged by credit card. But this is not the point, while everyone at Lunar Pages, Digg, and DH’s blog are having a rant at their slightly buggy billing script, I see a great model for making money online. And yes, I am a DreamHost customer.
DreamHost was established back in 1997, means 11 years ago. Even if we drop all the profit Dreamhost made over the past 11 years and concentrate only on the last 12 hours — $7,500,000 made in 11 years is still a good profit if you ask me. It’s like having a $70,000 monthly salary and I bet YOU don’t even dream(host) about it.

So how do we make 7 million dollar?

Establish a host. It doesn’t have to be quality, downtimes are okay! Set low prices. They don’t have to cover the expenses, you will cover it in 11 years from now, or maybe even sooner. Your aim is to make people sign up using Credit Card or bank transfer. For this purpose, give out coupon codes with *unreliable* discount, but the condition is to pay with credit card, that way you will know for sure what payment method they will use.

Be patient, collecting a massive credit cards list takes time. Meanwhile, try to enjoy it, add goodies to your host, respond with sense of humor to tickets, remember, — they still don’t know why are you so merry.

One sunny day, press the “charge ‘em all” button, and wait a bit longer, only 12 hours left until you are a millionaire. Be patient, collecing 7,500,000 dollars can take a few hours. Probably first you will be billing about $200 to each account but thenyou will lose patience and switch to $9,000 per credit card. remember, time is money, and you can’t afford losing it.

Then, congratulations, you are a millionaire! You might still want to let your hosting run and allow your clients to host their dreams for $10 a month though. The choice is yours. People will make comics, laugh, rage, and give you a bad name… Ignore it, you have 7 millions in your pocket, they are just jealous!